Whoa!

Monday:

Celebrated Bro's birthday! Whee~ Tried out Grilled and Norturno (where we met some weirdos and quickly left after the cake session). Bro turns 22! =) Hope he like my present (thanks to Jia Yen too!)

Tuesday:

Happy Birthday Dawei! =D Of course you won't read it here, so I can go on and on about your awesome-ness. As a tutor. Maybe next time.

Did a bit of facebooking before Macro, along with Jenny, Jia Yen and Gloria. To er... *Ahem* check out some people. Apart from that it was a long tiring day. Reached home around 7.30 pm and went online, to sort out my course re-enrollment for 2009. Then chatted with Jian and cousin, Peggy, who's a 4th year Medical student. Apparently her exam in December involves 4 practical exams..

PG: Melb says:
the 4 stations
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
4 stations = wad?
PG: Melb says:
are history taking and physcial exam
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
ohhhh
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
i see..
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
can study wan ar?
PG: Melb says:
practice
PG: Melb says:
but i noone to practice
PG: Melb says:
my hsmate
PG: Melb says:
pretty busy with her exam
PG: Melb says:
i mean
PG: Melb says:
her thesis
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
i seeee..
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
when do u need to practise
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
after nov 14th im all freeeeeeeee
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
can be ur doll
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
hahaha
PG: Melb says:
EH REALLY ANOT
PG: Melb says:
omg
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
really la
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
quite fun wert
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
lolz
PG: Melb says:
i really need to practise asap
PG: Melb says:
BUT U WILL NEED TO Donate
PG: Melb says:
ur chest and all woh
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
donate?!!!!
PG: Melb says:
boleh
PG: Melb says:
have to strip off
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
omg. chest?
PG: Melb says:
=p
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
as in naked?
PG: Melb says:
and shoulder

*methods of chest examination censored*

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[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
ur housemate willing to strip for u?
PG: Melb says:
mua ha
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
lol okok
PG: Melb says:
no nvr ask her
PG: Melb says:
she quite pantang
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
hahaahahah
PG: Melb says:
though i didnt ask also lar
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
so wad exactly can i help with again?
PG: Melb says:
MY patient
PG: Melb says:
=p
PG: Melb says:
borrow me ur chest
PG: Melb says:
ur heart and lungs
PG: Melb says:
ur shoulder
PG: Melb says:
hip and knee
PG: Melb says:
ur hand joints, foot joints
PG: Melb says:
ur thyroid
PG: Melb says:
neck basically
PG: Melb says:
and ur abdomen
PG: Melb says:
ur blood vessels
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
omg. where's my thyroid?
PG: Melb says:
hahahaha
PG: Melb says:
ur neck

**
PG: Melb says:
errrr......
PG: Melb says:
well if u willing to donate
PG: Melb says:
ur anus
PG: Melb says:
i can do a DRE
PG: Melb says:
ha
PG: Melb says:
=p
PG: Melb says:
feel for ur rectum
PG: Melb says:
any growth
PG: Melb says:
and ur reflex
PG: Melb says:
=p
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
OMG. WHAT'S DRE?
PG: Melb says:
Digital RECtal examination
PG: Melb says:
stick ur index finger
PG: Melb says:
into ur patients' anus
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
OKOK STOP
PG: Melb says:
to check their prostate (for guys) and rectum
PG: Melb says:
hah
PG: Melb says:
MUAHAH
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
omg. ur gonna be tested on these???
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
with real human?
PG: Melb says:
no lar i wont do that...... i dont have the gel and glove
PG: Melb says:
oh
PG: Melb says:
exam
PG: Melb says:
yar
PG: Melb says:
can be
PG: Melb says:
test not only how u do it
PG: Melb says:
but how u cmmunicate
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
WITH REAL LIFE HUMAN?
PG: Melb says:
make the patient feel comforatable
PG: Melb says:
model
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
phew.
PG: Melb says:
but real patient there to speak
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
okay.
PG: Melb says:
but do on model

**

PG: Melb says:
that day in surgery if only that is a guy
PG: Melb says:
then i would have put in a male urine catheter
PG: Melb says:
but that was a lady
PG: Melb says:
but still put in one
PG: Melb says:
but coz for this year exam covers male not lady
PG: Melb says:
so need to practise more on male than lady
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
then how
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
im not a guy!
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
hahaah
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
i' m100% female
PG: Melb says:
that is URINE catheter
PG: Melb says:
=p
PG: Melb says:
u wont want me to put that to you my dear
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
ohh. okay. wad's dat..
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
okok..
PG: Melb says:
oh put a tube
PG: Melb says:
into ur urethra
PG: Melb says:
for guys is their penis
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
ouch,
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
okay.
PG: Melb says:
stuck right up to bladder
PG: Melb says:
then drain urine
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
okokok. sounds painful though.
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
ok. how long will you need to practise on me?
PG: Melb says:
errr....how long u got depends
[S][A][M][P][A][T] Mei Shan..Just give it time, everything's going to be alright. says:
hmm.. I'll be going home on da 3rd dec
PG: Melb says:
by then hopefully i can do it fast with each exam 5-7 mins

**
And she signed off by saying..

PG: Melb says:
bye bye
PG: Melb says:
take care u too
PG: Melb says:
dont hurt ur joints


I hope I wouldn't laugh during these examinations ('cause I can picture myself being all squeamish). I wonder if she'll carry them out in the Royal Melbourne Hospital where she is currently doing her clinical years. Hmm..guess my holidays won't be that empty after all..


PS: maybe I should ask for compensation.