and bring out the COOLER!
Hot day. Hotter day tomorrow.
**
Done with 2 papers now, yay!
Recipe for a Happy Graduation:
Ingredients
1 Paper of Investment
1 Paper of Audit
1 Cocktail Dress
1 Luggage
1 Graduation Gown
Time:
2.5 months
Instructions
Ensure the two papers are prepared with two tablespoons of
Confidence and Calmness
Mix well and let composition rest when done
NB: Do not stir with Remorse/Split Milk
To get the right Cocktail Dressing
Sieve through 100 Shopping Centres and 1000 Dresses
Season the Cocktail Party
with Make-Up and Hair-Do
and 100ml of Alcohol
(Caution: >100ml kills flavor)
Microwave for Warm Company
Pack 1 Luggage for the Gold Coast
For best results,
sprinkle Relaxation and Enthusiasm
bake under The Sunshine State (33 degrees)
Marinate with generous slaps of Sunscreen
to maintain Texture
Return to Melbourne for Graduation step
Scatter Happiness and Joy
with Family and Friends
Cover with Graduation Gown
before serving with other Graduates
and a dollop of Graduation Pictures
Allow Pride to sink in the mixture
Divide the remaining time among Friends
to serve the Meet-ups and Farewell Platter
Do not add Heavy Heart
Toss Heart lightly over with Memories
Keep intact with Skype and Facebook
**
Smile,
and the whole world stops and stares for awhile.
PS: So long you did your best.
Thursday, 11 November 2010
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4 comments:
Very well-written! :)
Thanks LAM :) could be fine-tuned some more I reckon!
Hope you have your own recipe for a graduation concoction, especially a lasting after-taste! :)
I love ur recipe.. =D
N i demand u to set a day for me.. a date with me. ahahha..
Hope to catch up with u soon & gd luck with ur exams
-ur roomie-
So cool your recipe! Are you coming to Brisbane without me here? :(
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